Get Rich Cheating

Introduction

How to Use This Book xiii

Part I: Why Cheat?

1 Why Not? 3

2 A Brief History of Cheating 15

3 No Time Like the President 19

4 No One’s Going to Stop You 26

5 Are You Ready for Some Cheating? 36

Part II: How to Cheat

6 Pick Your Poison 43

7 Make Yourself Great 54

8 Your Cheatin’ Heart 63

9 Fir$t Things Fir$t 75

10 Undertake the Underlings 92

11 Exploit Everyone 99

12 Accomplices and Enablers 113

13 Numbers Never Lie 129

14 Hire the Numbers 138

15 The Basics of Competition 148

16 Collusion Is Fun 164

17 Take Me to Your Uncle 174

18 Ask Your Uncle for a Do-Over 185

19 Friends, Cheaters, Countrymen 192

20 The Scam from U.N.C.L.E. 201

21 Misinformation Breakdown 212

22 Public Relations 221

23 Marketing Madness 233

24 Great Expectations 243

25 Hall of Fame 254

26 The Financial Crisis 262

Part III: What If You’re Caught?

27 Be Prepared 277

28 Deny, Deny, Deny 286

29 Hearings and Trials 298

30 When Life Gives You Lemons . . . 309

31 Your Second Act 315

Conclusion 319

About the Author

Credits

Cover

Copyright

About the Publisher

Acknowledgments 321